How to Use Twitter in a Way That Creates You A Psychic Cyborg

January 13th, 2011 § 0 comments

Written by Everett Bogue | Follow me on Twitter.

Everyone who uses Twitter this way is more beautiful/successful and upgrading at an incredible rate:

1. Follow less than 150 people. Your human brain can’t breathe if you exceed that limit. Less is always more. Start large, but work your way down, not up.

2. It’s a river, you can’t drink it all.

3. Who cares about DMs, public @.

4. Who cares who follows you.

5. Picture of your Face, because you’re beautiful and human.

6. Unfollow anyone who you no(know)-longer recognize (people who are noise).

7. Send only positive energy. Information is a form of energy.

8. Follow the people I follow and you’ll turn into us.

9. For every hour of Twitter = one hour of yoga. You can breathe and use Twitter at the same time. Breathing is yoga = pranayama. Asana will teach you to breathe and Tweet.

10. 1 hour of Internet is currently 40 in RL. It’s headed toward escape velocity.

Good, now you’re on your way to becoming a #psychictechnoninja. This is what facilitates #ibc. Intuitive Back Channel. Also #convergence.

Chances are you have no idea what I’m talking about, but you will when you do the above for x-days. Leap of faith.

Teach 5 friends how use Twitter this week so they can come with you.

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